An Urban Definition of Me.

Your name? Dakota

1. Dakota
someone who has been mostly very kind to people and hasnt been given the fairest chances. is very caring, sweet, and notices all the good things in people.makes people feel comofortable and free to be themselves. is loved by everyone but maybe not always for the ways wanted.

wow that kid is so nice and i love him, he is such a dakota!!

Dakota

Girls who prefer to run around naked and throw their clothes into trees.
That girl pulled a dakota and ran through town jumping into hot tubs naked!


2) Your age? - 13

Thirteen stands for M, the thirteenth letter of the alphabet. M is for Mexican Mafia. Any real Mexican gang that lives in S. California starding from Bakersfield and down all the way to San Diego should be affiliated with 13.
Mexican Gangster: Hey homie you bang!
Some fake gangster: No I dont please dont kill me!

2. 13
The most annoying age for any teenager, when s/he is stuck in the awkward first year of being an adolescent.
When Sally turned 13, she felt like she was a different person.


3) One of your friends? Tai

An individual that is unusually fly.
"I am not Tai, because I am lame ."

4)What should you be doing? - Showering

To shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place.
After Emmanuel talks to me he puts up his away message that says "showering"

5) Favorite Color - Purple

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!

6) Birthplace? - Roanoke

a city in the western part of Virginia. Everyone from this city loves to talk about how amazingly terrible it is, but are damn proud to be from there. It is home to many redneck poor families, including the worlds largest man made star! These are the kinds of shitty things that can be found in Roanoke that people from this city love to talk about. When any well educated, white people are actually found in or near Roanoke (the entire Reddick family) they are ridiculed by nearly everyone in this little shit hole. This city is worse than the state of washington, But not Richmond.


7) Month of your Birthday? - February

February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.

People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.
"Kristy is so cute! Shes nice too! How did she get so purfect and talented?"
"She was born in February"
"OF COURSE! THAT MUST BE IT"

"Eight days till march!"
"No. Nine days till march."
"*shakes head* Silly- this year is a leap year!"
"ahhhhhhh"

8) Last person you talked to? - Annette
BORING in other words she is cool in her own asspects but comes off strange to others around her!!!
wow that was so annette

9) Nickname? - Little Brother

Kick ass hip hop group coming out of North Carolina comprised of Big Pooh and Phonte. Also consisted of producer 9th wonder who recently left the group but still collabs. They have a mellow beat, good rhymes, and all around feel good music.
The Minstrel Show - Little Brother